briarin:

You’re not gay unless you do this shot

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briarin:

You’re not gay unless you do this shot

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nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

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positive-memes:

Bring on the new year

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positive-memes:

Bring on the new year

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wellummerr:

snorlaxatives:

rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl

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Why do I feel like this is somehow Muffy’s car?

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asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

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asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

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yasglo:

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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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squided:

phallical:

Hung tops are great and all but how hung is your personality?

big dick means nothing without the associated energy

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xabidar:

surprisebitch:

what exactly are we supposed to do with this information

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xabidar:

surprisebitch:

what exactly are we supposed to do with this information

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penfairy:

reblog if u support him

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penfairy:

reblog if u support him

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puto-loco:

markjeffersons:

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

“Nope.”

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thatdisneylover:

#BigDickEnergy

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salty-blue-mage:

Sora: *saves the day*

Maleficent :

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chloesnowy753:

mtkano:

memes–memes:

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

Amazing

Science always blows my mind.

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blotter-acid:

gaming-granny:

blotter-acid:

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uguu pardner~~

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*stern voice* M E O W. *reaches to grab you ominously*

what the fuck

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